49 minutes | Wednesday, 12 August 2026
Joining Will today is comedian and writer Bilal Zafar. Bilal takes us through his phone, where we discover an alarming obsession with Angry Birds, his suspicious habit of retweeting Alan Sugar's most bizarre tweets, and an endless collection of to-do lists that somehow only seem to create more things to do. We also dive into billionaire Bryan Johnson's increasingly strange quest to live forever, why anyone on the internet knows anything about his son's erectile measurements, and whether self-improvement has finally gone too far. Guest Bio:Bilal Zafar was nominated for the lastminute.com Best Newcomer Award for his debut show, CAKES, at the Edinburgh Fringe. Bilal also won the New Act of the Year award joining the company of previous winners such as Stewart Lee, Ardal O’Hanlon, Joe Wilkinson and Linda Smith. He was the runner up at the Leicester Square Theatre New Comedian of the Year competition. He has appeared on BBC3, BBC iPlayer, BBC Radio 4, BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Asian Network, and has written for The Independent. An accomplished actor, he has appeared in Channel 4 sitcom Catastrophe, Sky sitcom Sick of It and the Paul Feig directed feature film Last Christmas. He also runs a successful Twitch page which has racked up over 12.3K followers. He streams an interactive, improvised comedy show three times a week where he plays a football manager embroiled in scandal, featuring various special guests. The show is growing every day and has been picked up by multiple radio shows and newspapers.